With a few moments to spare in his almost ceaseless pursuit of an exceedingly attractive lady wood pigeon, this young man started his toilette by a squatting in our bird bath - presumably to cool his ardour - after which he.....
....enjoyed a prolonged dunk of his face, perhaps to clear and calm his mind.
This was followed by something much more vigorous which led on to....
....some gentle stretching exercises which became more and more....
....controlled and extreme.
He then progressed on to a vigorous shaking regime after which much of the bath water was on the lawn, although....
....enough remained for him to repeat the prolonged squat with which he started his exercises.
Finally, after a bath which lasted just over eight minutes, he suddenly remembered his lady friend, leaving me to refill the bath.
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